March 19, 2009



This bike is fucking crazy. Not only is it the closest actual thing to a mountain bike made of diamonds, the company that makes it also incorporates braille into the logo (that is also inlayed onto the crossbar with “Swarovki crystal elements”). Arumania made 25 gold plated fixed gears that are worth $102, 418.60 apiece and if you shell it out, let me know because I want pictures of this thing rolling through the Dorthy Chandler Pavilion fountain plaza. The fucking gold plated bike covered in crystals screams class with its “no questions” 2 year warranty and I want it for no other reason than capitalistic superiority. It would look great n the front yard of the house across the street that I might be moving into. 

Flight to Austin in 8 hours. Next stop: Standard Time!!!


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