countdown: one week

October 28, 2008

My future sister-in-law sent me a photo of her Obama o’ lantern

In one week, Obama pumpkins will be strewn in the streets and, according to every news source out there, the real Obama will be in the white house.

It almost puts me back to the late 90s when they were making all of those end-of-the-world-from-a-comet-asteroid-or-other-space-object/creature movies and Deep Impact featured President Morgan Freeman telling Americans too much information about experimental government asteroid route-deflection procedures and we saw it and thought, “wow, that black president thing is a long way off,” but it’s not because it’s here. The time is now and Obama is way more capable than President Freeman (no offence, Morgan) so in case you’re a retard and weren’t planning on it, this is the home stretch and I hope everyone votes the fuck out of November 4th.


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