the 401-keg plan

October 14, 2008

If you bought $1000 worth of stock a year ago, you would now have:

$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual

$37.50 if you bought Neomagic

$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac

$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae

But, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND…

You would have $214 in cash.

So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle the shit out of the evidence.

*as borrowed from a chain email received late last night.

One Response to “the 401-keg plan”

  1. Sysbase said

    Interesting Read 🙂 Thanks for the share.

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